vacuum.adventure!

i was cursing and swearing under my breath, about wanting to get a new vacuum cleaner for the household.
all the while, i thought the sucking power of that thing originally sucked.
"urgh! u cant even suck properly!"
"kau dah kenape sak?!"
(examples, even though i know its futile)
although air was going in, it couldnt even suck in half of a honey-star.

a lightbulb suddenly flashed.
its not the vacuum power that was at fault.
from what i could see, i found out that there were too many things that were too big for the elephant-like trunks.
loads of them stuck at the every end.

stupid me tried disposable chopsticks.
aleh2, perasan, it wouldnt possibly reach the middle area, and what if theres way more inside.
i decided to flush it all out using water.
full blast.
and bit by bit, all the miscellaneous things start to get out.
scotch tape, paper clips la, and surprisingly, clumps of hair.
so my vacuum cleaner is allergic to hair.

pfft.